I TOTALLY FORGOT TO MENTION!

AT THE END OF THE CONCERT, WHILE BABY!AOI AND LITTLE!KENZO SUCKLED THEIR WATER BOTTLES, OUR MAN'S MAN!TAKEHITO REFRESHED HIMSELF BY OTHER METHODS...

WITH A NICE COLD BOTTLE OF BECKS, WHICH HE PROUDLY DISPLAYED.


WE'RE OF ONE MIND.





TAKEPI, I'M TOTALLY SINGLE! IF YOU WANT TO REACH ME MY NUMBER IS ***-***-****!!!

Part the Second of the Berlin Special Update is now ready!

Did you think that I had left you for good?

Haha, you fecking wished, mang.  I was out having a life, unlike you plebes.  Or something.  

I went to this nightclub...I'm too lazy to write about it, but it's like the greatest nightclub in Eastern Europe or something.  Club Colosseum it's called.  Nothing special at all.  I almost fell asleep, I was so tired and it was so boring.  So yeah.

I also bought my outfit for the Ayabeez concerto.  It shall be grand win.  GRAND.  WITH WIN.  

You shall see it tomorrow when I am unlazy.

And for now, good night.

In preparation for my trip to Berlin and with the help of a tape measure my dad sent along with me (THANKS, TATO!) I have been measuring my suitcases, trying to figure out how best to fit 5' 6" of pure awesome into them.  As far as I can tell, I have a few options:

- Get him to go into some yogic panda pose and curl him up, stuffing him into one
- Put him in a crate to ship as oversized baggage
- Take him apart and split the pieces, though it may require adult assembly at the end

Which do you guys suggest?  If you have a better idea, I'm all ears.

I tried to sleep.  I went to bed at 01.00 and was out like many a light.

And then, the rooster next door went off like a freaking alarm of doom and exposition.  I opened my eyes and saw that it was not yet even predawn, but the goddamn thing kept going.  I looked at the clock.  03.00.  


FUCK YOU.



Turning over, I tried to go back to sleep but my neck began to ache and it was hot and dry in the room.  Soon, a bunch of songbirds were added to the crowing cockbag as I watched the minutes slip away with my crusty, pained eyes.  And so as I eventually began to doze at around 04.30, all was going well, until...

Welp, it seems I landed in Skopje at 15.30 local time yesterday, mayhap.  I dunno, I've been out of it since then.  It's already Tuesday *sob* I lost a whole bloody day, DAMN YOU TIME ZONES!  At least I had the sense to only sleep in the evening.  I was up til 23.30 and slept til about 14h. I felt better.  

Sa~te... here is the point form and awesome log of horrible of my trip:

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